The following pages are those where I'm actually trying to impart some form of information to the reader. Notice how few of these pages there are. Notice how little I have to say yet how I take so long. Think about this. What does this tell you about me.

Right. I am a lousy teacher. And you are a lousy student to have picked me as someone who might have something worthwhile to say. However, since I went to the bother of typing this stuff up, you might as well read it. Try not to hurt yourself as a direct result of what I say. Remember, it's all fiction. Especially the stuff that's true.